As if you needed any more proof that I am not of the highest caliber intellect you know…
Cast your mind back to the days of VHS...ah yes video cassettes. You remember those ancient fossils, right? Big rectangular cases that held small reels of film and which when put in a player would bring to life your favorite films.
Well, just before your favorite film would play, you would see the following white text on a black background “This film has been formatted to fit your screen” (or something similar). Yes, you guessed it…
I was the idiot who asked “How do they know how big my screen is?”
Here’s your sign…
